and what a great investment that was
i was hollering when I saw this episode.
bus starts moving and you havent sat down yet
Me before the police beat me to death and empty a clip in my back
Happens to me too..
My thirst for this man is just overwhelming
My fashion idol also
Let me go change clothes
and there goes my panties.this man is just hella juicy.
The struggle to be thin enough and thick enough all at the same damn time.
Losing enough weight to define your waist but not make the booty look starved.
tryna have thick thighs and defined collarbones.
Trying to obtain a cornbread fed booty with a weight watchers waist
Trying to be concave and convex at the same damn time.
i thought i was the only one.
the screech is where i lose it
Lmao he put dat hawk on EM! Dtflllll.
I HOLLERED. NOOOOO
THIS IS THE BEST THING EVER!!
Tumblr delivers!!!! Yes!!!!
THIS IS MY LIFE FROM NOW TIL FOREVER
1. If it feels wrong, don’t do it.
2. Say “exactly” what you mean.
3. Don’t be a people pleaser.
4. Trust your instincts.
5. Never speak badly about yourself.
6. Never give up on your dreams.
7. Don’t be afraid to say “no”.
8. Don’t be afraid to say “yes”.
9. Resist the need to always have control.
10. Stay away from drama and negativity – as much as possible.
Source: Lessons Learned in Life
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i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder